December 1, 2012

Post: "Jeter Packing On The Pounds"

The hot stove isn't throwing off very much heat at the moment, so let's make fun of Derek Jeter for apparently putting on some weight while he recovers from left ankle surgery.
There are some amusing comments at Baseball Think Factory's thread.
Your shortstop is so fat, he eats ground balls like it was ground beef - or he doesn't because he is too fat to get to them.. or something. Damn-it.

Overheard at a Manhattan cocktail party-
"What are your hopes, what are your dr... ooh, is that pudding?"

You guys are all haters. Count the rollzzzzzz....I mean ringzzzz...

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